New site coming soon! Please stop by in a few days when you’ll see me running my mouth off in an entirely new way!

Since you’ve stopped by, I’ll entertain you with some of my favorite jokes…

New Day, new Joke:

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks it if he can help with its luggage. The photon replies, “No thanks, I don’t have any. I’m traveling light.”

Sorry, that one came to me as I was reading a book on gravity. It was so good, I couldn’t put it down!

Day 1 Joke:

Three people go deer hunting in the forest: a chemist, a biologist, and a statistician. After some time of staying absolutely still, a deer suddenly appears and starts eating in a clearing not far away. The chemist, being the bravest of the three, says, “I got this…”, lowers his rifle and takes a shot. Misses by 5 feet to the left. The deer looks up, seemingly unconcerned and resumes eating. The biologist, then lowers his rifle and takes his shot. He also misses, but this time 5 feet to the right. The statistician then jumps up with great excitement and yells, “We got him!”.

Ahem….anyway, we’ll be back online soon!